one thing i never do is write a rough draft it’s all or nothing go big or go home
I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt
I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry
i don’t actually hate people it just exhausts me being around them for extended periods of time even my friends it’s nothing personal i just actually like being by myself yo
But…I love pinot grigio even when I don’t have murder on my mind. Or maybe I just always feel like I want to murder someone…or at least punch someone in the face.
don’t check up on people who have decided you are not in their picture anymore. you don’t need to know how they’re doing. save yourself the trouble, seriously.
If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero